Supervixens Film Review

There are some films that are had to put into a genre as even tho they really might be listed as being one thing they have elements of something else. Such is the case with the film that i'm going to be reviewing for you all today as even tho this film is listed as being a comedy it's also really dark and kind of horrific so much so that it makes you wonder if this film is meant to be something like a comedy drama or a comedy horror film and so then join me as I review the film that has all of the female characters named Super for some strange reason with the film in question being called simply just "Supervixens" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when he is framed for the murder of his abusive ex-girlfriend a man named Clint goes on the run through the desert trying to outrun the policeman that originally framed him in the first place. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot thats actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot thats actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with this films plot being one that does take itself far two seriously to be a comedy as given what type of film that this is then the plot of the film should have been alot more lighter in tone but at the same time in saying this given that the film is essentially a sequel to Vixen which was also darker in tone it does make sense this this films plot be just as dark as that films plot was as well but tho at the same time this films plot is so serious that it stops it from being fun and say what you will about Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra Vixens but the one thing that can't be said about that film is the fact that it's plot is fun as that film knew what it wanted to to be and wasn't afraid to be exactly that were as here with this film even tho this films plot is alot more stronger then the plot to Ultra Vixens was it's also alot less fun to watch when if anything the plot of this film should have been alot of fun to watch as the title alone does make you think that your going to be watching a pretty crazy and insane film and yet the plot is oddly dark when it really didn't need to be with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Charles Pitts as Clint Ramsey , Shari Eubank as SuperAngel and SuperVixen and Charles Napier as Harry Sledge. Also starring in this film is Uschi Digard as SuperSoul and The Telephone Operator , Henry Rowland as Martin Bormann , Christy Hartburg as SuperLorna , Colleen Brennan as SuperCherry , John LaZar as Cal MacKinney , Stuart Lancaster as Lute , Deborah McGuire as SuperEula , Glenn Dixon as Luther and Haji as SuperHaji.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting thats actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting thats actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With the films acting being about as good as you'd expect it to be in a film like this as while the films actors do indeed do a passable job in this film it's clear as day that they were never ever going to win any kind of acting awards for this film and to the films credit it does kind of know that and therefor the actors are allowed to turn in these really bizarre and odd performances that would seem out of place in any other film but here oddly work with the films best actor being Charles Napier as Harry Sledge as it does feel like that he's the only one that's actually trying to turn in a good performance as while he is playing the villain of the piece his scenes are some the most well acted in the whole entire film mostly due to the fact that not alot of the films other actors feel like that there trying to turn in a good performance where as Charles does and that is something that does show through in the final cut of the film as he does get across just how threatening that Harry Sledge can be just with a look nine times out of ten where as actors like Charles Pitts who while he is good in the film just can't quite hold his own when acting opposite Charles Napier with the acting that's in this very film not really being helped by the fact that the script for this film is just so bad as it gives none of this films actors absolutely nothing to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be like in the first place which is something that really does help to lower the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Character wise this film does fair about as well as you'd think that a rather adult film such as this one would do. As much like with Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra Vixens none of this films characters are that memorable or even that well written for tat for that matter as none of them have much in the way of a personality which is something that does make alot of sense as much like with that film this film does also kind of take on a sketch show format approach to it's story with the character of Clint being the only thing that links all of the characters together with him by default coming across as being the films best written which even then it's kore due to the fact that we get to spend more time with him as a character and not due to the due to the fact that he's a well written character with it being made painfully clear that the reason why all of the girls were chosen for this film is because of the fact that there all stunning and that's really it even Harry doesn't get much in the way of a personality outside of the fact that he's a corrupt police officer who likes causing pain and misery to those around him and that's it as we don't get to find all that much about him as a character with the only thing that makes Clint stand out being the fact that he's the typical all American good boy who is just trying to do the best that he can do which even then that doesn't make him that well thought out of a character as the film doesn't bother to take the time to make any of this films characters feel unique as they all feel like the kind of characters that you would expect to find in the first draft of a script and not something that you'd want to see in the films final draft. 

Much like Ultra Vixens this film does feature a character from the previous film in this trilogy in his case its the character of Tom. However unlike Ultra Vixens where having the characters or SuperSoul and Lute creates a continuity issue as in this film he very clearly doesn't have a son and there farm looks alot more different then what it did in Ultra Vixens but given that the makers of this film mostly likely didn't intended on making these films a trilogy of films in the first place this is something that you could excuse with the one thing that you really can't excuse being the fact that this film gives us a different version of the world that we got in Ultra Vixens as there the world was alot more campy and alot more colorful which was something that made the campy elements of the film stand out all the more because of it and yet here in this film the world is alot more realistic which is fine as this is meant to be a more serious film but at the same time tho it does make Ultra Vixens feel like the odd one out when all three films should look and feel the same with it being made clear as day that the makers of this film more then likely had any no idea that they were making a trilogy of films in the first place and where just setting out to make whatever film that they wanted to make which if that was the case then fair enough but if that wasn't the case then it makes you wonder why the makers of this film thought that it was OK to go with a more serious tone as they don't balance it out with the more campy moments that made Ultra Vixens stand out all the more as that film really fully embraced the fact that it was a film that should be viewed by anyone under the age eighteen and instead just focused on being a fun and campy film.

As has already been mentioned in this review this film is one that is far more serious then what Ultra Vixens was. With this film not only featuring blood but also featuring the character of Clint getting robbed and characters getting killed which is something that does prove that just because your an adult film doesn't mean that you have to be a straight forward comedy as sometimes you can be more serious with this being where the film is it's best as it gives you things that you might usually see in these types of films and yet this is also the films biggest fault as it prevents the film from being fun to watch when these are the types of films that you want to have to fun watching and that you want to laugh at and yet because of the fact that this film does take it far to seriously for it's good as when Harry arrives back in the film it stops being this fun filled film that the film had spent some time trying to be and while this is something that des make sense from a storyline point of view as he is meant to be the films big bad he disappears for a large portion of the film which means that when he does come back again it makes us the audience struggle to remember that he was even a character in the film in the first place this is despite the fact that he is a main character in film where as if the film had featured him alot more then what it does then would have more be alot of more of an active character in the plot s even just having him visiting locations just after Clint has left them would do alot to make him more of this oncoming storm and yet all the film does is have him just show up out of nowhere to start the films third act and that's really it.

For whatever reason the film has quite literally all of the female characters in the film have the word Super in their first names. This is something that does make the film stand out a lot as no films ever do that and yet at the same time it is also that us oddly in keeping the films more campy and over the top nature as it is something the film never really bothers to explain why this is the case and to be fair it doesn't really need to either as that would stop the film from being as campy as it is as it is something that does add a certain something to the film and it's that extra something that does make the film all the more fun to watch alot of the time as it does allow the film to go to those campy places that the film wouldn't be able to go and yet it's when the film does have those serious moments that does cause it clash with the films more campy moments as one moment your seeing Harry kill someone which is a dark moment but then you remember that the character in question has the first name Super and that makes that darker moment seem less dark which makes you wonder why the makers of this film thought that it was a good idea to have to tones that don't gel well with each other as the film would have been much more better of if it just chose one ton and went all the way with it as then the film could go to those more campy places and not be held back by he more serious moments or if it went the other way the film could be more serious and not be held back by the films more campy as those two tone just don't gel well with each other and while they can work well together in other films in this film they just don't as neither one of them allows the other to be as good as they possibly could be as neither ton has enough going for it in this film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty five minuets and twenty seven seconds. Which for this type of film is a tad bit on the long side even more so when you take into account the fact that the film barely focuses on it's plot with the film not really having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place as the film at best has just about the right amount of running time to cover at best forty five minuets with the rest of the film being spent on what can best be described as filler scenes as they ass nothing to the overall plot of the film with this film not even using it's running time all that wisely in the first place as the film doesn't take the time to fully develop it's plot with the film being more interested in letting us know that the film has alot of very beautiful women as some of it's actors then it is giving us a more well wounded plot and yet if the film did take the time to fully develop its plot then it would have ended up being a lot more stronger then what it already with the same thing also being true for the films characters as the film doesn't fully develop any of it's characters when it quite clearly has the running time to do and yet the film doesn't use any of that extra running time or those pointless scenes to make the character be more fully rounded as characters which just makes alot of this film feel pointless as nothing really happens until the third act of the film anyway when the film cold have spent alot of its time in developing it's characters and plot and yet for one reason or another the makers of this film chose not to any of that which makes those scenes be all the more pointless but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a comedy that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With the film not really being sure what it wants to be as one moment its drama and then in the very same scene it acts over the top like you would expect in a comedy which is something that does make it hard to judge on what kind of film that this is meant to be in the first place as the film does put alot more effort on being a drama then it does in being comedy this is despite the fact that the film has more comedic moments in it then it does dramatic moments with the films dramatic moments working all the more then the films more comedic moments do with the best joke in the whole film not even being a joke as it's a running gag where all of the films side villains and Harry for that matter all have something bad happen to them just after they've been cruel to Clint which is a really funny running gag but it's also really the only joke that the film has outside of the fact that all of the female characters are called Super which is a funny joke in it's own right and one that's made funnier when you take into account that the film never explains why that's the case which is something that could be seen as being a good joke but for one reason or another the film puts alot more focus on being a drama then it does in being the comedy that it was meant to be in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall out of this and Ultra Vixens this film is the better made film as there is more of an effort to make the film good but it's Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra Vixens that's the more fun film to watch as that film knows exactly what kind of film that it is where as this film feel ashamed of being exactly that in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad thigs that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out 10 from me.

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Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens Film Review

There are some films right away that get you hooked by the trailer so much so that you have to find out more about them and you have to see them. With the same thing being true for the film that i'm going to be talking about to you all today as this is a film that has the right title and that gets you wanting to know just what the film is about just from the trailer alone and so then join me as I review the film that technically concludes a trilogy of films with the film in question being called simply just "Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens" enjoy.

The plot of this film is really the first ting that's wrong with the film as while the film does have a basic premise that being a man and woman trying to solve there marriage problems that's all it is it's a premise and not a plot. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with the film not really having a plot which is something that can be seen as being a bad thing as it robs the film of a reason for existing in the first place and yet at the same time it is also something that does work well enough in this films favor as its not really a film that needs a plot as the premise alone is more then enough to make the film in the first place as the premise is fun enough and simple enough to make the films lack of a plot work really well however in saying this tho it would have helped the film work even more if the film did have a stronger plot to it as this is something that would make the film standout from all of the other films like this one as alot of them have very similar plots to this one and alot of them have very simple plots to it and yet if this film did have a stronger plot to it then it would have made the film turn to be a whole lot better then what it really is as it would have made the films plot be alot more stronger while still being really fun to watch in the first place with the plot of the film being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Kitten Natividad as Lavonia Shed / Lola Langusta and Anne Marie as Sister Eufaula Roop. Also starring in this film is Ken Kerr as Lamar Shed , June Mack as Junk Yard Sal , Patrick Wright as Mr. Peterbuilt , Michael E. Finn as Semper Fidelis , Steve Tracy as Rhett , Sharon Hill as Nurse Flovilla Thatch , Henry Rowland as Martin Bormann , Robert E Pearson as Dr. Asa Lavender , DeForest Covan as Zebulon , Don Scarbrough as Beau Badger , Aram Katcher as Tyrone , one of this films producers Uschi Digart as SuperSoul , Mary Gavin as The Very Big Blonde and Stuart Lancaster as The Man From Small Town, USA.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With the acting that's in this film being as good as you could expect from a low budget film like this with you getting the kind of acting that you'd expect to see in this kind of film and to be fair the films actors do do some good acting in this film with there not really being a bad actor in the whole film with it being made clear that this films writer , director , editor and photographer Russ Meyer really did know how to get a good performance out of his actors something which he does put to good use in this film with the films best actor being Kitten Natividad as while she's not that good by any means that is something that could also be said for alot of the films actors t's just that out of all of them she's really the only one that really seems to be having the most fun in the film with that being something that really does shine through in the film and makes her performance all the more entertaining as you never really know just what it is that she's going to be doing next with the acting that's in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this films actors absolutely nothing to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Characters wise this film really doesn't do all that much better as there's not really anything to all of this films characters. As all they are are just a bunch if note and one joke characters and for the type of shall we say adult film that this is this is something that does make sense but at the same given that this film was co-written by Roger Ebert a man who made career on coitizing films you'd think that he would put his money where his mouth is and help to give us some really good characters and yet sadly he doesn't as there's nothing to these characters other then what they show us in the films opening montage and that's it with Lamar being the character that wants to better himself at the expense of paying attention to his wife and his wife is the kind of character that will do anything to get attention from anyone due to the fact that she's basically a lonely character with all of the films characters being written like there the type of characters that you would find on the first draft of a script and not the kind of the characters that you would want to see in the scripts final draft with this being something that very easily could have been fixed by devoting some of the films screen time to showing other aspects to the characters and not just jumping around from character to character as all that does s make the characters feel weak and the film feel alot like a sketch show that's being shown on the big screen where as if the film did devote sometime to it's characters then it would have helped to make them feel more fully rounded as characters and while not really having the best written characters doesn't really hurt this film all that much as you know right away what kind of film that this is it also doesn't help the film out all that much either.

Something that not alot of you will know is the fact this film does technically conclude a trilogy of films all of which were written and directed by Russ Meyer. With the first one being Vixen and the second being Supervixens with the ting that connects all three films being the fact that a character or in the case of this film two characters appear in them and while you don't nee to see the other two films to get what's going on in this film it would help if you have a basic knowledge of the other two films as this is something that does technically create a cinematic universe if you will however in saying that tho this film have a very small and very minor continuity issue with the previous film which I won't be getting into in this film as it's not important to this or the previous film for that matter but it is something that one you notice you can't really unsee it and as we are in a world now where ever major studio has to have it's own cinematic universe it's nice to see that this small film from the seventies that only a small group of people will know about was actually one of the first ones to do it and yet it does it in a way that's so subtle that you don't even know that that's what it's doing until after the film has finished and heck it would have been nice if Russ Meyer made more films after this one yet he didn't and that is a shame as there are more stories that could have been told in this universe and he was clearly having fun making this films and yet for one reason or another he just never made another entry into this film which is such a shame as these films as bas as they are are also films that are really fun to watch.

To compare this film to another film for a second this film is pretty much exactly like the Monty Python film A Now For Something Completely Different. As this film feels more like a sketch show then it does a feature length film with all p the film scenes not really starting or ending as they give you the basic premise of a scene and that's that much like what they would do in a sketch show but where as in a sketch show that's kind of the point as there trying to tell as many jokes as they can do in twenty two minuets here it feels like it's holding the film back and while And For Something Completely Different could get away with this as that was quite literally just refilmed Monty Python sketches here tho it has to tell one story and therefor having this sketch show like format just doesn't work as it means that us the audience aren't given a reason to decide on if we like this films characters or not and if we want to see them success or not and while yes that this is the whole point of the film and to do differently would go against that point to also do differently would also help in making the film be alot more stronger then what it is as while this film is a really good and fun film that should ONLY be seen by those are eighteen years of age an older that doesn't mean that the makers of this film had to give us badly done characters as if anything the fact that they have this older audience means that they should be giving us these better characters and yet it felt like there was just something missing from this film as the idea for the film works and works really well but it's also an idea that could have been done alot more better then what it ultimately was done.

This film does have all of the things there to be a really good and fun film and yet for one reason or another it just doesn't live up to them. With this being due to the fact that the film does jump around alot of the time which does have the add on effect of making what is already a really thin plot seem even more thinner as the film is more focused on other things then it is in giving us a more well thought plot with well thought characters with the best example of this being the fact that the film does drop several key characters for a large portion of the film only to then randomly cut back to them near the end of film and act as if nothing happened now to the films credit they do make a joke out of this when it comes to one of the characters but for all of the others they get nothing this is despite the fact that earlier on in the film they were treated as being key side characters and given that nothing else that's actually important to the plot of the film actually happens in the film it does make you wonder why they dropped those characters in the first place as they could have had them be recurring "villains" in a sense as that is something that would have made sense for this films world and yet the film doesn't do that with the film instead  being more focused on giving this weird and over the top campy moments which i'm not going to lie do work for the film but at the same time it does make you wonder why those moments are there and why we are not seeing more of these other characters that we got introduced to near the start of the film and why those same characters quite literally get killed off at the end of the film as those characters helped to make the film ore fun and could have been a great addition to the plot of the film as well.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty two minuets and forty three seconds. Which to be fair to this film is a fairly solid running time for this film to last and is perfectly in line with alot of the other films that this director has made as well with this film not really having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time as by all rights this film only has about as much plot to cover about roughly thirty to at a stretch maybe forty five minuets yet this film does make the most of it's running time as while it doesn't use that running time all that wisely as the film doesn't really fully develop it's plot with it's plot being wafer thin at the best with the film putting alot more focus on letting us know that the film has some really pretty girls in it then actually giving us the time to fully develop it's plot with this being something that does also effect the films characters as well as none of this films characters have anything to them that makes them standout from one another and yet if the film did take the time to give them some character development even if it's just a line of dialog then it would have helped to make them be more fully rounded as characters and yet it's clear as day that the makers of this film had no interest in doing that and given the type of film that this is that is something that does make sense as the makers of this film knew full well just why people would be coming to see this film in the first place and therefor chose to give alot more attention into letting us know that they have some pretty girls in it then giving either it's plot or it's characters any kind of development but I really will admit that this film rally does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a comedy that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this film was in all honesty not that bad. With the film having alot of jokes in it however sadly tho alot of the jokes that the film does have just aren't that funny with some of the films jokes coming from how over the top that the films acting is and can be and just having small weird things like having people bleed different colored blood and other such things which in all fairness does make this film out to be a really unpredictable film as you never really know just what it is that your going to be getting next and while it would be easy to say that this film doesn't really have anything that could be considered it's best the films best joke is in fact the film itself as the film is one being satirical look at life in America with people just doing whatever they can do to make it to the end of week with the fact that they all seemingly bleed different coloured blood being something that does add to the over the top nature of the film and yet at the same time tho it would have helped this film out quite alot if the film did have alot more laugh out loud moments as those are things that would have helped to make the satire of the film feel all the more real and yet even tho the film is one big joke in it's own right the makers of this film doesn't really give us those smaller laugh out loud jokes that would have helped the film be alot more better then what it actually is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall without saying why this is a film that should only be watched by people who are over the age of eighteen and even then it's not a film that you want your parents or loved ones walking in on with this film being one that is a fun filled film that plenty of older adults will enjoy in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad thigs that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 6 out of 10 from me.

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Tarzoon: Shame Of The Jungle Film Review

 

The Tarzan character is one that's been around for hundreds of years with the character appearing in quite literally dozens of films. However none of those films go quite as of the rails as the film that i'm about to review for you all today as this film is quite something to behold and is really something that really does need to be seen to be believed and so then join me as I review the film that really does have quite the all star cast with the film in question being called simply just "Tarzoon: Shame Of The Jungle" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when his girlfriend June is kidnapped Shame has to travel all the way to other side of African jungle to save her before it's to late. Noe then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with this films plot being bad but enjoyably bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Johnny Weissmuller, Jr. as Shame , Emily Prager as June and Pat Bright and Queen Bazonga. Also starring in this film is Christopher Guest as Chief M'Bulu , Charles of The Pits 2 , Short and Nurse , Brian Doyle-Murray as Charles of the Pits 1 , Andrew Duncan as Charles Of The Pits 2 , Guy Sorel as Professor Cedric Addlepate , Adolph Caesar as Brutish , Judy Graubart as Stella Starlet , Bob Perry as This Films Narrator , John Belushi as Craig Baker and Bill Murray as A Reporter.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty pretty bad. With alot of this film cast members turning in some pretty bad performances which is understandable as alot of this film cast members are oddly made up of people who aren't actors and it really is something when even Bill Murray doesn't turn in that great of a performance as well which is shame because he is a really good actor.

I really do wish that I could tell you what animation studio did the animation for this film however I cant find out who did the animation for this film anywhere online. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad but at the same time you can quite clearly tell that this film was very cheaply made and the animation does suffer because of that.

Incase you couldn't tell by the title but this film is a parody of the Tarzan character but it does nothing new with that idea. With this films version of the Tarzan character feeling alot more like George Of The Jungle then Tarzan heck it doesn't even make fun of the tropes found in any of the Tarzan books and movies which they very easily could have done as that would only have enhanced the film and made the film actually better instead of the weird mess of a film that doesn't know what it is and doesn't know what it makes fun off as well.

To say that this film is weird would be a huge understatement because this film is super weird and it makes me wonder if the makers of this film on something when they made this film. As for example the main villain's of this films chest is pretty much covered in b*obs for no reason and to add to the weirdness her henchmen are literally giant walking and talking p*nis's which again they don't explain why that's the case at all they just show up and kidnap June and that's it and that's just an example of how weird and strange this film can well and truly get.

I really have no idea what to make of this film as even tho it's a bad film filled to the brim with pointless plotlines I feel like that that's the whole point of the movie. Heck even the fact that they made June such an unlikable character kind of feels like that's the whole point of the movie but if so then I have to wonder who are we meant to be rooting for as Shame himself displays no personality at al which makes it hard for anyone to form a connection with him and the rest of the characters are either unlikable characters or so incredibly one note that there just a bunch of some really badly written characters.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and eight minuets and twenty three seconds. Which for a film where the storyline is thinly drawn out is bit of a long running time and as such this film should have been no longer then thirty minuets as there's not enough there interms of either plot or story to get this film up to one hour which means that we are just spent watching thee characters doing a bunch of random stuff which just isn't funny and this film really isn't helped by the fact that this film really doesn't have good pacing to it at all.

So now then since this is a comedy that means that I have tom actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was pretty good. As there are some decent jokes in this film but alot of this film is just made up of weird stuff that the film wants to be funny but just isn't that funny at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is no Fritz The Cat as that this film is actually smart in both it's comedy and it's commentary and this film is just the complete opposite of that in every way possible in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film earns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Disney fandom wiki page , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this very / particular / exact film being Google Images since alot of the images that are from this film and that are currently still indeed up on Google Images are all fairly freaking high in quality and as well as being fairly freaking high in definition.

Money Shot: The Pornhub Story Film Review

 

There has been one genre of film that i've promised myself that I will never review and while this After Dark blog does kind of skirt around it i've never ever reviewed a full blown porn film. This is something that I feel so strongly about doing and so when I saw that Netflix had released a documentary about Pornhub it felt like a natural fit for this blog then it did my other review blogs and so then join me as I review the film that lifts the lid on the worlds most well known adult film site with the film in question being called simply just "Money Shot: The Pornhub Story" enjoy.

As this is film is documentary it really doesn't have a plot to speak with it's whole set up and premise being about telling the truth about Pornhub. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good with this films plot and premise being quite interesting and geuinely quiet engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Starring in this film is Gwen Adora , Asa Akira , Siri Dahl , Cherie DeVille , Natassia Dreams and Wolf Hudson . Also starring in this film is Allie Knox there are alot other people in this film as well but sadly there not credited on IMDB or anywhere else that I can find online but i'm surprised that the makers of this film went and got genuine Adult film stars to appear on this film since it would have been very easy for the makers of this film to just get people who have heard of Pornhub but don't use it and have them appear in this film instead.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about who they actually got appear in this film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that who they actually got to appear in this film made some very good points. Since both the performers for Pornhub and those that don't work for it pointed out both the good and bad sides for working for the website thus giving us alot more balanced of a view point which was something that I really enjoyed as it made the film seem alot more fair and not bias at all.

What I really enjoyed about this film is the fact that it showed us that the models who work for this website are genuine hardworking people who just want to get their next paycheck. This was something that I really liked as it's something that's not really seen in any media my only issue with it is we don't get to see these guys and girls living their lives day to day and so we don't really get to see how their jobs effect their personal lives which is a shame as that could have made for some great drama to have in this film.

What I really found to be quite disturbing was finding out all of the dark and disturbing stories about Pornhub. This is because of the fact that I just didn't know about any of those stories like how the website was supposedly linked to child trafficking and things like that with all of the stories rather understandably being rebutted by now former site owners MindGeek which makes me wonder if those allegations are true but not for Pornhub but for MindGeek itself since thanks to this film we now know quite alot about Pornhub but we still know next to nothing about MindGeek and given that they have just been bought out by Ethical Capital Partners it does make me wonder if it's MindGeek that's doing things that they shouldn't be doing.

This film does also tackle laws that affect the performers who work for Pornhub and we get to see how that law stops them from getting money. Since thanks to all of the controversy surrounding Pornhub companies such as MasterCard have pulled out supporting the company which means that if you model for the website you can't sell your own videos and thus you can't get paid this is a bad thing since they are being stuck in a terrible situation where they can't get paid for doing what they love to do thanks to some people just being downright terrible people and the media painting these models in with those terrible people when the two groups are so far removed from each other that they really shouldn't be grouped together at all.  

This film really doesn't dive all that much into the origins of Pornhub as a website instead the film just assumes that we know how it was created. Which in this case is something that shouldn't have been done since the film is all about Pornhub and so going into origins even if it's just for a short amount of time would have added some much needed context for the rest of the film as well but as things are we just jump around the timeline of events for a while with very little to no rhyme or reason which only makes things confusing for us the audience.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty four minuets and forty two seconds. Which is pretty much the bogstanderd running time for a documentary but at the same time it also felt quite ling for this film to last since outside of covering the websites many controversies it doesn't really need to be as long as it is since it doesn't cover anything else that's all that interesting and this is something that really does effect the overall pacing of the film as well with the opening thirty minuets or so of this film really feeling alot longer then what they really actually are.

So now then since there is some drama in this film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual drama that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual drama that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With this film doing a god job of showing us how this websites controversies effect those that work for the website which is something that alot of people don't take into account when there campaigning to take the website down in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this was a really good documentary which for a mainstream streaming service i'm surprised that they not only made and released but also allowed it to get as adult as it gets which did take me by surprise but at the same time for a film about an adult website is to be expected in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review as such that means that this very film earns itself a grand old score of a 6 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Netflix fandom wiki page , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this very / particular / exact film being Google Images since alot of the images that are from this film and that are currently still indeed up on Google Images are all fairly freaking high in quality and as well as being fairly freaking high in definition.

Ilsa, Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks Film Review

 

The exploitation genre is one that has many sub-genres all of which lead you down several dark holes and well since we've mostly covered comedies on this blog. It only seemed right that we explored one of those dark holes with the sequel to a film that is so dark that it's become legendry just due to how dark that first film even is and so then join me as I review the film that some how brings back a partly famous villain with the film is question being called simply just "Ilsa, Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks" enjoy.

The plot of this film is Ilsa keeps a harem of women for the oil sheik that she works for but when an American comes investigating the kidnapping of several women Ilsa most choose between the man that she is loyal to and the man that she loves. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty  personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with this film being very light on actual plot but when the plot is there it's something that is genuinely quite entertaining and as well as being genuinely quite engaging and thrilling as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa , Max Thayer as The Commander and Jerry Delony as Sheikh El-Sharif. Also starring in this film is Uschi Digard as Inga Lindström , Colleen Brennan as Nora Edward , Haji as Alina Cordova , Tanya Boyd as Satin , Marilyn Joi as Velours , Su Ling as Katsina , Richard Kennedy as Kaiser , George Buck Flower as The Beggar and Bobby Woods as Prince Salim.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Since it's the kind of acting that you'd expect to find in a film like this one however that's also the problem since this films acting isn't that good either with all of this films cast just doing the bare minimum to make this films script work well enough for them and turn in some really good performances at the exact same time.

For some strange reason this film turns Ilsa who was very well defined as the villain in the previous film and turns her into the hero of this film. Which if this film was apart of a separate franchise wouldn't be an issue but it's not it's the next installment in a franchise where a character named Ilsa is the villain and so then having her be the hero in this film just doesn't work even more when you take into account that for the vast majority of this film she still acts very much like the villain and not at all like the hero.

If you were expecting this film to get as dark as the previous film then i'm sorry to disappoint you since. This film is actually lighter in both tone and in what is shown to us on screen which is weird because sequels usually double down on what made the first film standout so much but here they took the opposite approach and instead stripped back alot of the things that made the first film standout so much and as such we are left with a film that looks like it doesn't even fit in with the world that the first Ilsa film set up.

This was something that I really didn't know was even the case but one of the guys who worked the camera for this film is the legendary Dean Cundey. With this film being one his earliest films and while him working on this film does indeed make this film slightly better since the film is very visually stunning it still doesn't take away from the fact that alot of this film is just boring as all heck and as well as being just a badly made film.

This film really doesn't do a good job of setting up all of the minor characters with alot of them having next to no personally. Which really does hurt the film in the fact that it really doesn't give us the audience anybody to really care about since the minor characters don't give us a reason to care for them Ilsa spends alot of the film as a minor villain and alot of the other characters also don't give us a reason to care which is film making 101 since your audience still needs a character that is actually likable so that they want to see that character suceed in whatever there main mission  for the film is in the first place.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty three minuets and five seconds. Which is pretty much the exact running that you'd expect a film like this one to have but at the exact same time tho this film really doesn't have alot there interms of either plot or story to cover that amount of running time and as such this film really does feel quite boring alot of the time.

So now then since this is a horror film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With this film having alot more gore then what I thought that it would have but at the same time it's not really all that really scary either at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is a huge stepdown interms of quality from the first film but the exact same time tho given that this film doesn't even explain how in the heck Ilsa is even alive given that she died at the end of the previous film it makes you if the makers of this film even bothered about this franchise at all in  my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this very / particular / exact film being Google Images since alot of the images that are from this film and that are currently still indeed up on Google Images are all fairly freaking high in quality and as well as being fairly freaking high in definition.

Spaced Out AKA Outer Touch Review

 

Ladies and gentlemen since i've mostly been spotlighting American s*x based films I thought that it was time that I now highlight a British made and British produced and British released s*x based film. I will fully admit that it took me at least a few month to find even just one copy of this film but you can bet that I soon as I did find a copy of this film I went ahead downloaded the film right away and so join me as I review the 1981 film that has two titles with the film in question being called either Outer Touch" of this film is also simply called "Spaced Out" enjoy.

Now here is where I would normally tell you what the plot of this film and is and as well as the fact that i'd also give you my opinions on the plot of the film in question. However the makers of this film chose not to include / give this film any kind of plot whatsoever which is always a bad thing because without a plot your film has no reason to exist and well since this film is already pretty I honestly feel that this film really could have used some form of plot just to make this film possibly a very little freaking bit better in my humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways.

Starring in this film is Barry Stokes as Oliver , Tony Maiden as Willy , Glory Annen as Cosia and Michael Rowlatt as Cliff. Also starring in this film is Ava Cadell as Partha , Kate Ferguson as Skipper and Lynn Ross as Prudence. Now then there are two names that i've deliberately left of this cast list and that's simply because I cannot confirm if they are actually in the film or not and while that won't make sense now it will hopefully make sense later on in this very review or at the very least by the end of this very review.

In terms of what I though about the acting that's featured / presented to us in this very film ib all honesty the acting that's featured / resented to us in this very film is exactly the kind of acting that you'd expect to see in a British s*x comedy. In that all of the acting is really over the top but in this case that's not a bad thing since the script for this film really does demand over the top and it helps that actors in this film are generally really enjoyable to watch but that's just what I think anyways and that's just in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways. 

Now then boys and girls there are technically a few cast members missing from the cast list that I provided since for  some strange reason when this film was getting released in America not only did it's title get changed from Outer Touch to Spaced Out but the film also replaced Noel Davis as The Voice Of The Ships Computer and Bill Mitchell as The Voice Of The Wurlitzer. With those two actors being replaced with Jeff De Hart as The Voice Of The Ships Computer and i'm not kidding Bob Saget as Voice Of The Wurlitzer. 

Try as I might I couldn't work out which version of the film that I was currently watching since I couldn't hear an American accent coming out of The Wurlitzer but I could here a British accent coming out of the ships computer. To make matters even more confusing the title on the copy of the film that I was watching had the name Spaced Out which made it really hard to work out which version / copy of the film that i was currently / presently watching.

Just like with Eve And The Handyman this film was pretty hard to review simply because nothing really happens in this film / movie. Since there's no plot a all in this film and so all of the scenes that appear / happen in this film just film like that they are happening for some unknown reasons / some unknown reasons and that does / can make this film very hard to sit through just because your waiting for anything regarding a plot to surface and as well as the fact that your also waiting for things in this film to actually get going.

Now while I fully admit that I haven't seen the movie Star Babe I will fully admit that the idea of doing a s*x comedy set in and based in space does honestly / in all honesty sound like a really good idea in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways. Simply because there's really an unlimited supply of jokes that you do in that space setting and while this film is just limited to the female aliens spaceship (because yes all three of the aliens in this film are attractive females) simply just the idea of doing a s*x comedy both set and as well as being based in space is a really good idea but that's just what I think and that's just in my very humble and as well as being my very honest opinion anyways.

This film has a total running time of simply just one hour and seventeen minuets and seventeen seconds and given that this film has no plot to speak of whatsoever you really do feel every single second of this running time. Since like I just said in this very part of this very review that this film has no plot to speak of whatsoever that means that this film can feel boring which for any film regardless of how long the film is always a freaking bad thing since you never ever ever want your audience to feel bored what so freaking ever.

Now then boys and girls this film is a comedy film after all and that that means that I have to talk about the actual jokes that are featured / presented to us in this / the actual film itself and in my opinion the jokes that are featured / presented to us in this / the actual film itself are really freaking funny. Which given that this a British s*x comedy really shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone since us British people have a wonderful sense of humour and a wonderful sense of dry wit both of which sine through in this film but that's just what I think anyways and that's just in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways. 

Overall this is a pretty bad to a pretty average film in my very humble and as well as being in my my honest opinion anyways. Which is a shame because the idea of a British s*x comedy that's set and based in space is good idea but this film just couldn't do much with that idea since like i've said several times in this very review this film has no plot to speak of whatsoever and since i've talked about both of the good and both of the bad things that are in this film in this very review that means that this film gets a 2.5 out of 10 from me.

As for where I got all of the images that I used in this very review well I personally got all of the images that I used in this very review from Google Images and the official Fuller House Season One fandom wiki page and since I got all of the images from this film from google Images. I have no choice but to recommend that you guys use Google Images if for some unknown or for some strange reason that you guys want to have images from this film since the images that I found on Google Images ranged from either very quality to fairly high quality to very low quality so you'll be getting a very mixed bag when it comes to image quality but that's just what I think anyways and that's just in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways.